Is We Dumb? | Island. Bill. Flip Phone. Flock of Zebras.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Sucking Zebra dong for 5G coverage, your son making you look like a piece of s**t dad in public, a motel that apparently needs to fire everyone, being worried an island will literally flip over, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Alan Bill Flipphone,ondern THE FLOCK OF classic
0:04.5	Sea Indonesian plays
0:06.9	Yes we go!
0:21.2	Hello! Hello, ha!
0:23.2	Hello, ha! I'm from Hawaii. You're from Hawaii. Look it.
0:27.4	You got a nice shirt. I spent one week there.
0:30.9	Now you're from Hawaii. And now I'm from Hawaii.
0:32.9	So welcome to my island.
0:34.5	I would say Greek words from Greece, but I gave up.
0:38.5	Like right after they're like the kids and Lindsay trying to learn how to say good morning.
0:42.5	And after I heard a couple of their languages fucking crazy to me.
0:46.5	I was like, nope. I will wave and I will smile.
0:48.5	Oh yeah. I hope that that's enough.
0:50.5	That's how I would do it. People would say there was one.
0:52.5	I probably say it wrong, but the only one I came close with was good morning.
0:55.5	Which is like Kalimata. But it was a lot of people be like Kalimata.
0:59.5	I was like, yep.
1:00.5	You just give a little wave. Okay.
1:02.5	Alright. Good day. Thank you.
1:04.5	You're saying weird tie up syllables.
1:06.5	I was like, what?
1:08.5	I had an app just in case I got stuck in a weird situation.
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