Is We Dumb? | Helicopter. Donuts. Duck Foot. Funny Soap.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Cooking shoes in the oven, swinging your dong around at a traffic light, ordering the wrong sized shirts for yourself, stealing a dead person's debit card to buy snacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Hello, helicopter. Donuts. Duckfoot. Funny soap.
0:05.6	Yes, we do!
0:20.8	We did it!
0:22.4	Damn it! Thank you for making it here today!
0:24.8	We did it!
0:26.8	The ones that are watching the video version, we just did something that we do all the time.
0:30.8	If we get to start the timer, I don't know what's in front of the room.
0:34.8	I don't know what the timer is. It's a flip over situation.
0:38.8	Because we have this studio used for multiple shows.
0:40.8	So shit's not in the same spot every single time.
0:42.8	I went to grab it.
0:44.8	And then just ran into the intro.
0:46.8	If you did that, it was your winner.
0:48.8	You're like, I'm just going to touch my...
0:50.8	Oh god, it's not there!
0:52.8	What the fuck!
0:54.8	I'm going to get you over it.
0:56.8	Hey, episode 49. I'm Joe Paisley.
0:58.8	I'm Dick Hounds. And this is As We Dumb.
1:00.8	In case you're brand new and you're like, I happen to maybe catch this.
1:06.8	But when you guys do this, it's every Wednesday at high noon.
1:10.8	Pacific time. And what is this show about?
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