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Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Expanding foam in your pee hole, being hungover for the rest of your life, hot sauce that is WAY too hot for human consumption, customized c*m rags, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Flamingo, safety net, wallet, expanding foam.
0:06.0	Yes we go!
0:12.0	Yes we go!
0:21.0	Denononon.
0:23.0	Episode 81, A1 of Is We Done.
0:27.0	The date the thing comes out.
0:30.0	Happy Valentine's Day.
0:33.0	Happy Valentine's.
0:36.0	Yeah we talked a little bit about how much of a bummer.
0:39.0	Even if it's not that important, if you don't get laid on Valentine's Day,
0:42.0	yeah there's still a little bit of like, oh man, if you're in a relationship.
0:45.0	If you're not, hope you fucking came so hard.
0:48.0	Whatever you were doing.
0:51.0	It's been so many years.
0:51.0	Fingers inside, fingers inside.
0:54.0	I don't fucking care.
0:55.0	I just hope that you exploded.
0:56.0	I'm not a general.
0:57.0	It's actually general.
0:58.0	No Valentine's Day.
0:59.0	I save so much time.
1:00.0	I've had so much shit done by not having sex.
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