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🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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0:00.0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, all the way to 97! 97! 97! 97! So, 97 hey everybody! |
0:22.0 | Has somebody put ball fields if I'm giving me? So, when he put ball fields? |
0:25.0 | We're gonna get going here with the Wood you're rather. We're gonna get the juices flowing before we get the rest of the show. |
0:30.0 | Get our pants tighter. You get it. Wood you rather suck a jello shot out of a water buffalo's ass hole immediately after the accidentally jogged for 13 days trying to find a watering hole? |
0:39.0 | Okay. |
0:40.0 | Or you have to jerk off and disable the elephant that didn't find you attractive at all. |
0:44.0 | Hmm. |
0:46.0 | You know what? I mean my gut is to jerk off that elephant. |
0:51.0 | I mean, but he doesn't even want you here. He doesn't want it but at least I'm not smelling like two week old sweaty water buffalo's hole. |
1:00.0 | But you get a little get a jello shot out of it. |
1:02.0 | We do get a jello shot. |
1:03.0 | Which depending on how your work day went. |
1:05.0 | Oh man. |
1:06.0 | Could be the best part of your day. |
1:07.0 | Jello shot. I just don't like that the jello is probably the same consistency as whatever's coming out. |
1:12.0 | There's no one out. |
1:13.0 | It's a buffalo's poop. |
1:14.0 | It was the best-aicing shit I've ever had. |
1:17.0 | It's a warm one. |
1:18.0 | Oh, it's a warm ass. |
1:19.0 | It's a body temperature warm jello shot because it's been in that butthole for 13 days. |
1:23.0 | What is that consistency? |
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