Is We Dumb? | Chicken McNuggets. Pinball. Slaughterhouse. Shovel.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

McDonalds robbery gone wrong, bouncers that bodyslam people for no reason, the worst lie ever after getting caught filming upskirt videos, recording our podcast while trying to flee the country, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Chicken McNuggets, pinball, slaughterhouse, shovel.
0:06.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	Hi!
0:22.0	Hi Daniel!
0:24.0	Hello!
0:25.0	How are you today?
0:26.0	I'm dumb right off the rip today.
0:28.0	I just realized I went over what I had here many times.
0:30.0	Yes?
0:31.0	Not like this.
0:32.0	I have a pen and no paper.
0:34.0	I made sure I checked the pen twice.
0:36.0	I'm like yeah I got the pen, I can write stuff.
0:38.0	Of course I've got a pen.
0:40.0	Of course I've got a pen.
0:42.0	How am I going to make notes during the show if I need to make them real quick?
0:44.0	Hey!
0:45.0	And then just didn't even think of like literally nothing to write it on.
0:48.0	That's fine.
0:49.0	It's too bad.
0:50.0	It's too bad that it's always 600 degrees in this fucking studio.
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