Is We Dumb? | Bathtub. Alpaca. Helium. Heelys.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Vibrator urn, why in the hell bathtubs are so short, nearly blowing up a gas station trying to kill a spider, illegally starting an alpaca farm, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Bathtub, Alpaca, Helium, Helise
0:05.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	Hello everybody! Welcome!
0:24.0	Yay! I'm so excited to be here! Red Vidaan!
0:27.0	I missed time it! I missed time it!
0:31.0	I had to hold that in for way too long and I'm fucking fucked up!
0:35.0	Start off with some Helium today!
0:37.0	I would like to hear you do an apology of some sort with some Helium?
0:41.0	Oh, listen I still felt a little bit bad about the encouraging women to hit other women.
0:47.0	I don't actually want people to get hurt.
0:51.0	I just want people to behave in public, you know what I mean?
0:55.0	It'll be a little bit nice.
0:57.0	My answer so it doesn't have to come to that ideally.
1:01.0	Is that my brain? Do you have that much Helium in?
1:03.0	I think it's another hit.
1:05.0	You want to start the show?
1:07.0	Yeah, this is episode 44 of this video.
1:09.0	You go ahead and I'm just going to up push this and you do the thing.
1:11.0	Okay, let's get Joe Paisley.
1:13.0	Yeah!
1:15.0	Oh fuck!
1:17.0	Wait a balloon! Wait a balloon later on the studio.
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