All right, David, we'll start with the ticket text, then we go to the people. I am asking if I am being an unreasonable person as I am accused of being and often from Spartan fans. Here's what I need from Jonathan Smith, year two, about two weeks from now. Eight wins, one of them against somebody who's not a patsy. And again, there's only one game on this schedule. They simply cannot win. That'll be Penn State. you got to beat somebody if no

something to hang your hat on. He did it in year two at Oregon State. Don't tell me you can't do it in year two here. And the last part is it's not one of these easily definable things. He needs to make MSU fun again. You know, I can't deal with this down 30 in the second quarter crap.

I can't deal with being awful to watch.

You know, it is an entertainment product the last I checked.

Eight and four beat somebody I give a damn about and make MSU again.

David, what are the early returns from the fan jury?

And if you could read them as Luke Sloan, I'd really appreciate that.

I cannot do that.

Oh, come on, David, you can do that, six.

Landin from Royal Law.

Okay, stop.

I can't do it.

I told you.

You sound like James Earl Jones.

Come on.

We do.

We do have one of the softest fan bases out there.

Eight wins is for sure not a bad want.

We need to be competitive and win games again.

Eight wins in year two is completely reasonable. MSU is way too big of a program to be

dormant. Mike, you are spot on. That is from Big Bear. We have to win eight games. That's not

unreasonable. And I know that all programs are not equal. I understand certain places have bigger

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