Like right now what you're experiencing is like this super sexy forbidden love in your workplace.

But then you like when she gets all dressed up and you see her when she's all dressed up,

she's got the makeup on and she puts on the lipstick.

You take her to a nice dinner and then you're a 23 year old out at dinner with a 40 year old.

It will all come, whoosh. It'll zoom in and you'll be like, I got to get out of here. All right, you came to the right place, you ding-dong. It's called communication, baby.

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um Ethan are you ready to get into our first question see our first patient uh yeah sorry no go ahead you're

gonna say something no i was going to say i'm ready fire up the insurance billing because I'm about to overcharge, baby. I'm about to make bank on this. We got our hospital bill obviously from the... Yeah, how much? How many racks? I mean, it's obviously... You want the fake number or the number they gave us? Oh, give me the... Give much you actually have to pay obviously it does yeah how much they they said they said that we have like around 3k for for phoebe and for josie but we're gonna work that down because they were like they were like yeah here here's the charge for the iv i'm like guys i was there she didn't get an ib but that's just that's just impossible you're one of those

you're a you're an insurance Karen yeah but it's like we got it we got to get the explanation

of benefits not the bill because we got to see what the insurance actually paid for with a bill

with a bill at the yeah yeah but um but yeah of course I am yeah no absolutely I'm gonna do that

if you spend all the time you spend wrangling with, you could make a sale, you know, and you could make the money back. Fair enough. So it's, I don't trade my time for money. It's a cost benefit analysis. There's ways to do it. You just got to. I know. My life is. I read a book about it. Yeah yeah my life is like if i can pay to not think about

something like i was going to fix my fridge because it's leaking and i found out that i had to

replace the hose that connects to the water dispenser and i saw that i would have to take off the

whole door and i was like that's it for me we've reached the limit of the things that i'm willing

to do i'm calling a technician and, that's it for me. We've reached the limit of the things that I'm willing to do.

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