Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science.

Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atul protected.

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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

For today, it's Monday the 5th of September.

And, of course, having had all the wet weather to start with, now we're told there's a

blooming heat wave on the way.

So 81 degrees of misery, as far as I'm concerned.

Nevertheless, the papers were full, as we predicted with Keith Vaz, all over the papers on what he might or might not have got up to, which became totally boring as far as I was concerned.

What was more interesting was hearing everybody talking about it.

He was saying, oh, your door would be beaten down.

He's not actually done anything wrong. I don't think it's illegal.

The only thing is he's made himself look a bit silly.

In fact, more than a bit silly, I think. So, no doubt

that one will run and run. I don't think he's going to disappear any time soon. Anyway, back to

James Jordan, who featured, as you know, in the programme this morning, because he was on the front

page of The Daily Star, claiming that strictly have already fixed their winner. Now, a little

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