Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest batch of listener questions.

On this episode, we're asking if the Premier League season is boring this time around.

We're looking at how the USWNT gears up for its next big tourney.

We're asking if Friday Night Light should come to Major League Soccer and much more. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Power trio. Hi, Joe Lowry. Which corner of the triangle do I get to be? Can I be the left corner or maybe like the bottom corner? Any of those are fine. I just want to be a corner. We're equilateral Joe. We're all leaving. It's all good.

I want to be the bottom corner. I feel like that's where I want to be.

Very good. Graham Ruffin, how are you? Hello, Ryan Bailey. I'm well. I did a flex there for power trio or whatever you call it does. Power triangle. I can't actually remember how you led us in. and then realized there's nothing there.

So, yeah, it didn't quite.

Maybe I should have gone with the triangle.

I'll do the Jay there's nothing there. So, uh, yeah, it didn't quite, maybe I should have gone with the triangle. I'll do the jZ, uh, the jZ triangle there. Very good. Excellent stuff. You need to, you need to get in the gym. Is that way you're saying, Graham? Well, see, the thing, well, the thing is I was following the Adama triori plan, where he says he doesn't go to the gym. So I thought I'd have similar results and it's not well the thing that listeners I think probably don't understand is that there is a shockingly large

overlap between gran ruffin and his soccer style when he actually plays the game and what it amitriore

does every time he's on the field gra Graham is a little less pace merchant-e,

but is very much step-over, dribble, I'm going to push it past you kind of guy. Yeah, there's a weird connection there that I wouldn't have guessed before I saw Grand Rufflin play soccer. Most people have it wrong with fives or pick-up soccer. I'm not playing for goals, I'm playing for megs. That's the real goal. Yeah.

Yeah.

You did do the baby oil thing as well, didn't you?

That's true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought, I didn't for megs. That's the real goal. Yeah. You did the baby oil thing as well, didn't you? That's true. Yeah. I didn't think we were going to mention that again. I mean, yeah, the trouble is, Joe. You know, when you do that and you don't do the gym, it's just the Diddy plan rather than the Troiore plan. But we probably shouldn't go any further into that one. Patreon.com slash total soccer show is where you'll get your bonus content from us. It's the best way to support us. Bonus episodes in there, including bonus and listeners. I was trying to think of what the bonus was. It's the episodes. Bonus something. Bonus content, when we've got bonus content for the bonus content. There we go. We're going to do a bonus listener question, Joe, all about the Brazilian national team. Hmm? Yeah? Exciting. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Very good. Yeah.

There we go. I hope they keep being bad and all the other teams are bad and the US is good.

There we go. Level playing field. Equalactual triangles all around international soccer. We love to

see it. You'll also get bonus video content and access to our Discord server where you can vote on the best USMNT draft team. The votes are trickling in as we speak. Graham, do you know who's winning right now? Last time I checked, I was winning. Yes, you are. Is it because you told people that you pay them to vote for you? Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah. Insert flex here. I'm not doing it again after the last time.

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