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The kids are playing a tail-off and the cubs are screaming up!

And they run through our ass like shit through a tin horn, man, and we could not stop them.

We failed to make our coaching points and our points more compelling than their fat little girlfriends.

Be a dog! We don't need no m'n owls, we don't need no cats. We need more dogs.

Um, we know Iowa State's going winning season for us. Yeah, that's not who we want to be as mission as a program,

but we haven't had something to smile about so long. So even though we just lost 5,000,

the last month being able to gloat and brag on Twitter for the first time in two decades

felt good. Bottom line is this, nothing that matters in 2021, matters in 2022,

the year is about to end, cheers to all the stories. Yeah, it's actually lost, I'll sleep easy tonight

knowing we went as far as we possibly could. So happy new year, happy holidays, everybody be merry,

happy, don't get COVID, fuck COVID. Um, cheers to you and hopefully to April 2022.

Guys, I'm just waiting for my notes, I'm sorry. No, honestly, that was a great cold open because I

actually loved that emergency press conference more than I think I've liked most of them because he

didn't even try to spin it. He was just like, yeah, we fucking sucked. No, nothing, you could spin

right there. I can't find my notes. So I'm just going to have to go note for eight minutes.

So drinking wine, it's okay. It's, it's literally New Year's Eve. It's about to be the new year.

We just listen to Dave do an emergency press conference. We all have two hands,

by the way, before we start the podcast, should we all cheers to 2022? Are you all, are we,

have we already started the podcast? Of course, we're going to put that in the cold open. Are you

all right? Um, let's do this. Hold on. Hi, welcome to unnecessary reference before we're

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