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Is The Bert Show Smart Enough To Qualify For This Networking App For Smart People?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

There's a networking app JUST for smart people! The Bert Show applied to see if anyone qualified! Can you guess who got in?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Here, Bert Show.

0:01.6

How's everybody doing today?

0:03.9

Good, can't complain.

0:04.9

Can't complain.

0:06.1

Hang it in there. Same here, rolling into the weekend. That's kind of been most weeks. Just hanging in there, man. Hanging by a string. Your hair looks good. Thank you. I got something going for me. Yeah. I appreciate you. You're welcome. What do you guys have going on this weekend? Bart and I have a date night tomorrow night.

0:01.9

We haven't had one in forever.

0:03.3

What?

0:04.3

What are you guys doing?

0:05.4

Literally just You're welcome. What do you guys have going on this weekend? Bart, I have a date night tomorrow night. We haven't had one in forever.

0:22.0

What?

0:17.5

What are you guys doing? Literally just going to dinner. Nothing fancy, nothing special. I just, I made, I literally, I booked us a reservation. I booked the babysitter. I text him and I'm like, you're taking me out on a date. It's been over to you. Oh, okay. He's all right.

0:18.2

Let's go.

0:19.4

Yeah, it was funny because he,

0:38.1

he, he's been, he's been working so hard to finish renovating this condo so we can finally

0:44.5

get it sold. It's a long story. It's the condo from hell. I think it's related to Cassie's

0:48.8

house. Probably. Um, so he's, he's just been busting his butt on that he we're like two ships passing in

0:57.3

the night like he gets up with jimmy takes him to school i picked jimmy up from camp um and then i have him

1:03.7

and then when bart gets home it's like okay tag you're in switch and so we just we need someone on one time

1:09.5

you need to bake those in man you really do i mean

1:12.5

you have no not you have to force yourself like i literally had to force myself to add this to the

1:17.3

schedule because i i can't remember the last time it was just he and i going out for a date one-on-one

1:23.5

yeah i think you get into that period where you're just so secure with each other and you're so

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