Three minutes after ten is the time.

I don't know, can we expand unhinged headline into unhinged newspaper?

The response of one newspaper this morning to that very anodyne speech by Kirstarmer yesterday is absolutely, and I'm going to get it out early today.

Extraordinary.

Listen to this.

Seven pillars, six milestones, five missions, three foundations,

but not one firm target to cut migration.

Our sketchwriter endures.

And then the biggest words of all,

Starmer's Bingo Hall parade of buzzwords and political nerd speak.

Again, it falls to me to remind you that these are the people who told you

that Liz Truss was an economic genius, that Boris Johnson was the new Winston Churchill, that

Brexit would make us richer and liether and happier and that austerity a consequence of

a international financial crisis caused in large part by irresponsible bankers must be paid

for by librarians in Wolverhampton and

Shawstock mothers in Stoke-Newington.

These are the same people.

And yesterday's speech prompts the kind of response that I think is probably more at home

in Looney Tunes cartoons.

Which means once again we have to turn to each other for slightly more sane guidance and

I'm drawn immediately to two texts that came into the program yesterday when we did that quick

round up after the speech had finished and listen this is not a conversation about the speech

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