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Hey, smarty pants! Trust you, narrator here! Today, I'm hitting the ski slopes in the beautiful

Colorado Mountains, and I've only fallen once or twice! Have you ever been skiing, smarty pants?

If you have, then you probably know it's one of the most fun things you can do in the snow.

Besides making snow angels, of course. Which is what I like to do after I fall.

What I love about skiing is that it's a great way to combine a little nature, a little exercise,

and lots of fun together. And just smell that cool mountain air.

It doesn't get more refreshing than this.

Yo, watch out, dude! Huh? A snow border? Where'd he come from?

Sorry about that, man. She cruised right in front of me when I was shredding the nr.

If I'd have nailed you, it would have been a total yard sale.

Um, excuse me, was that English?

Oh, do you know Obla Snowboard? I said you got in my way when I was doing my thing down the slope.

And if I ran into you, we both would have gone flying and scattered our skis,

boards, hats, poles, gloves, goggles, and whatnot everywhere. You know, like a yard sale?

Get it? Oh, actually that all makes sense. I'm the trusty narrator. And you aren't?

Kyle, my wording bros comic captain jive-tastic, because I got mad steas.

Yeah, now I'm lost again. Oh, right. Translation. I got an impressive style.

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