Is Shrinking Your Own Children a Crime?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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In which our heroes leave their lab unattended, let their children shrink themselves, and then try to figure out of if they need a lawyer as we ask is shrinking your own children a crime?Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;George: twitter.com/thegdimaJackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadZammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit

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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:17.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:25.0	Thank you for calling National Lot 3.
0:26.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:29.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:30.0	I should take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
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0:36.2	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
0:40.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:46.0	This Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery.
0:47.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:49.0	Players must be 18 or over.
0:51.0	May I have your attention. or over. back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride.
1:03.4	So you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
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1:09.6	T's and C's apply.
1:10.5	Check the Uber app.
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