Is Russell Wilson an Undercover Alien Running for President of the United States?
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
As the Denver Broncos crumble all around Russell Wilson, the superstar quarterback has never been more fascinating. Or more unknowable. But Nate Tice was Wilson’s backup, roommate, and occasional speechwriter at the University of Wisconsin. And to hear these college confessions — about a shirt-tucked, Timberlake-loving try-hard, who is possibly from outer space — is to finally understand the weirdest athlete on Planet Earth.
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| 0:32.6 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. |
| 0:34.7 | I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:38.6 | He created a Twitter, and he asked me what he should make his handle. |
| 0:42.7 | I was like, I don't know, you can just make it Russell Wilson. |
| 0:44.9 | And he also made it dangerous. |
| 0:47.9 | And I was like, the fuck is dangerous. |
| 0:52.3 | And he's like, it's what my friends call me. |
| 0:54.9 | Right after this ad. |
| 0:57.3 | You're listening to Draft King's Network. |
| 1:17.0 | So, Cortez, I really hate talking about college this much. |
| 1:17.6 | No, you don't. |
| 1:21.7 | We've gotten dinner so many times, and half the time you're wearing some form of Harvard shirt. It's embarrassing. |
| 1:22.6 | It's just like public advertisement. |
| 1:24.2 | But I bring it up to you today because I have a new theory that I've been workshopping on test it out on you. |
| 1:30.3 | And it's a theory that's actually not specific to where I went to college or where you went to college. |
| 1:35.2 | I believe that every college in America has someone that I like to call that guy. |
| 1:42.4 | That guy? |
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