Is Dave a Racist? Tuesday Teaser! Processed Sugar, Bobby Lee and Deleted Reddit Posts: A Teaser in 100-Degree Heat

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

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🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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This week on the Dopey Tuesday Patreon teaser! Dave’s melting in 100-degree heat on Long Island, ranting about s’mores addiction, processed sugar relapse, and his chaotic yet weirdly productive morning routine (featuring pushups, AA, AC installations, and a surprise drop-in from mother-in-law). Then it's on to the Reddit Roundup with beloved mod Selby, where they dive into the now-deleted Bobby Lee thread that accused Dave of being racist for asking Bobby to do a Korean accent. They shoot the shit about Reddit drama, solstice parades, yard work pride, and whether Selby uses a skin-smoothing filter (he swears it’s just good genes). Plus, a live performance of the full original Dopey intro song '(if im not home)I'm out walking around'

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0:00.0	So hello and welcome to Dopey Tuesday Patreon teaser, the teaser for the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.
0:29.3	My name is Dave. It's fucking 100 degrees in New York. I'm on Long Island, still 100 degrees.
0:44.6	I've had an incredibly productive morning, and I want to share with you how productive I was.
0:46.8	I woke up at 5.30.
0:50.8	And I'm not on sleep aids, by the way.
0:53.6	Fucking, all right.
0:56.8	Good news is I'm not on sleep aids for a bit.
1:03.5	Bad news is I'm hopelessly, hopelessly unprocessed sugars again.
1:10.0	You know, you know what my, if I was to say I had an Achilles heel with processed sugar,
1:15.1	one of the great weaknesses, one of the great injuries to the heel.
1:19.6	I guess there's only one Achilles heel, if you're talking about an Achilles heel.
1:24.7	But what I would describe as a huge weakness I have is s'mores.
1:28.3	I don't know if any of you guys have a weakness for smores.
1:37.6	It's Nora, my incredibly amazing 15-year-old daughter for Father's Day bought me this cocta fucking smores-making monstrosity that I think I paid for. I think I paid $40. It's like a hot plate
1:48.2	that, you know, people used to smoke pot or crack off over dabs or something. It's just this
1:55.6	horrible hot plate with this plastic tray and you're meant to toast marshmallows over the hot plate.
2:05.2	We actually made some videos of us trying to make s'mores with it.
2:10.2	But because she bought it, I went out and I bought graham crackers and I bought marshmallows and I bought,
2:17.0	I don't know if you guys in the supermarket
2:18.4	have ever seen, I don't know if they have smores kits where you live, but out here in the
2:23.5	front of the store, there's these displays with boxes of graham crackers, bags of marshmallows,
2:29.1	and bags of Hershey's.
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