The virtue, Abby, your mom is trying real hard for you, real hard for you when it comes

to dating.

Oh, yeah.

Do you have one of those friends or maybe it's a family member where they have like one

millimeter of white wine and they turn into a different person?

That's my mom.

If you met my mom on any kind of daily just general like sober out and about moment, you

would be like, this sweet old lady.

She's so nice.

She runs marathons.

She does charity work.

She's so great.

But then when I get her out and about in a bar setting, she turns into like a real housewife

and her new flirting technique.

I shouldn't call it new because she's always been this way.

And mom, I know you're listening.

So this isn't like a vindictive thing at all, but she doesn't need to calm down a little

bit.

So we were at a bar this weekend.

The Floatingators were playing mom's huge and a Florida football.

She's like, Abby, we need to find out where all the UF grads go and watch the Florida

game.

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