Well, well, well. At long and dear last, it's just you and me. You guys, Chandler is

off sunning on the coast of Portugal. She sent me many sun-drenched, just dripping

pictures, water flowing through her blonde hair as she swims with Ben, and it looks like

a stunning European vacation. And meanwhile, I, her older sister, and in sconce in my

childhood bedroom, in this really, you know, quite lovely Southern California tract home.

But her reality right now is decidedly more glamorous, and Chandler is out of office.

And I'm really excited because I haven't wanted to do a solo episode and tell you all

what I really think about everything. Without Chandler here, really the pop-apologist

police to create a filter over the things I really think about this world, I can just unleash

my brain on you. And with Jennifer Aniston canceling cancellations, do you hear about that?

Jen Aniston is quoted as saying she's over cancellations like everyone else. No one's

getting canceled anymore. So let's go over the things I think about this world that will

truly shock you. Just kidding. I want to Chandler when she first started listening to this

episode for her heart to start racing, her pulse to start racing, because let's just

say that when she hears this episode tomorrow, she'll be back in the real world, back to

reality. And this, this beginning of this episode could just be like some cold water poured

over her vacationing face, time to wake up, time to get back to work. I don't know why

I'm such a sadist, but here we are. You guys, I actually have a lot of stuff I'm very

excited to talk with you about. Now, before we get to it, I know a lot of you are thinking,

Lauren, you promised us Deb, you promised us the Deb, and you put out a call up for questions

for her. You guys asked many tender sweet questions, which is wonderful of you. Deb and I,

we ran into some issues. The first and foremost of which is that Deb would not consent to

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