Okay, it's Trump by a landslide. He got something like 58,000 votes, roughly 15% of 723 registered Iowa

Republicans took part in the caucuses yesterday.

Nikki Haley discovered yesterday she's a woman of color in the wrong party.

She thought she could change her name, convert to Christianity, and Republicans wouldn't notice.

Iowa kicked off the 2024 presidential elections with its first in the nation caucuses on Monday,

and as expected, Donald Trump won big. He won the rural vote, but he also won big in Des Moines.

He won in Cedar Rapids, and he won Sioux City, even though he called it Sue Falls. Remember that? He said hello, Sue Falls.

You know, he sued so much, it's hard to keep his Sue straight. Nikki Haley did tie him in Davenport,

but overall it's Ron DeSantis who came in a distant second. He's going to stay in the race, even though he has no money. He's

going to New Hampshire. Everybody thought he would drop out after Iowa. Doesn't look that way. Haley

came in third, and Vivek Ramoswamy dropped out. And despite Donald Trump trashing him over the weekend,

calling Vivek a fraud who's duping voters, Vivek endorsed Donald Trump calling him the

greatest president of his lifetime. In dropping out, Vivek said, I see that there is no path for me. Yes, there is.

A pathway into history is one of the most detestable people ever to run for office.

Now, he's not going to be Trump's vice president, but I'm sure he might land a cabinet position,

you know, as what, secretary of deceit?

I'm sure there's going to be an opening there.

Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, who bet his entire campaign on Iowa, came in second with

Nikki Haley, who in polling, recently as last night seemed to have,

at the time, leaped over to Santis into second place as she began to gain what everybody

thought was momentum in the closing days of this campaign.

But certainly, not enough momentum to catch Trump, who seems to have captured what I'm seeing now is 51% of the vote in Iowa.

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