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🗓️ 29 November 2022
⏱️ 1 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you could plan your perfect funeral, what would you do? |
0:03.3 | If you were getting married, you could sell a wedding planner |
0:06.5 | who takes you through everything from how to plan the wedding, |
0:09.4 | what flowers to buy for the wedding, |
0:11.4 | and you're going to invite to the wedding. |
0:13.8 | Now change the word wedding to funeral. |
0:18.3 | Hello, I'm Caffee Burke, |
0:20.0 | and I'm here to tell you about my brand new podcast, |
0:22.5 | Where There's a Will, There's a Wake. |
0:24.0 | Join me weekly as I have a knatter to some of my favourite people |
0:27.1 | about their fantasy funeral, including comedian and direct ups, |
0:31.0 | do it Lee. |
0:32.0 | Are you asking me other people I would be like to see me die? |
0:36.7 | Yes, Diane Morgan. |
0:38.6 | Just put me in a body bag, |
0:39.8 | put me in the back of an Uber, |
0:41.4 | take me to the crematorium, burn me. |
0:43.6 | And catering's top boy, James A. Castan. |
0:46.6 | Well, it's a big job for the mortician, isn't it? |
0:49.0 | Each episode, our famous face will meticulously plan their passing |
0:53.4 | from the death to the funeral, |
0:55.3 | finishing off with the will and the wake. |
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