Introducing: The Hookup

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Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Hi, StraightioLab listeners! We're excited to share with you a sneak peek at iHeartPodcasts' latest release, The Hookup.

The Hookup: What do you do when your boyfriend goes missing? Engage in a series of strategic hookups to solve the mystery, of course. THE HOOKUP is a risqué mystery-thriller following a college student who thinks he’s funnier than he is, driven by the hunger to locate his missing beau. But-- as our hero will soon learn, no amount of showering can wash your hands of a bad hookup.

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0:00.0	Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here?
0:03.3	Ow goes lower?
0:05.0	I met Santi at a luau party in October.
0:08.1	I'm Santi. Damien.
0:10.5	Santi wanted to make my first time special, so he booked us a room.
0:14.4	I got champagne, the whole nine inches.
0:17.2	It was perfect.
0:18.9	I mean, I remember in the shower afterwards, I couldn't stop grinning.
0:23.2	Until I got out of the bathroom and Santi was gone.
0:27.6	And not just, I busted a nut and I'm going home, gone.
0:32.2	Santi has been missing ever since.
0:34.7	Hey, ma'am, what are you in two?
0:37.1	I have the hookup.
0:38.3	The hookup.
0:39.2	What is that?
0:40.7	Poppers?
0:41.9	Like, a ton of poppers.
0:43.9	Why are there so many poppers?
0:45.4	Not just any poppers.
0:47.1	Like, no matter how hard I try, all roads lead to...
0:50.6	The hookup.
0:52.3	You think it's causing people to turn agro?
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