Introducing Tales from the Stinky Dragon

Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth

Society & Culture, Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Subscribe to a D&D podcast from Rooster Teeth! Our brave adventurers have answered the call...to be interns for the super hero group, the Infinights! Little do they know that the Infinights are in danger and our hapless interns may be their only hope for salvation. Can the interns save the Infinights AND master a triple shot vanilla almond latte with extra foam? Find out in "Tales from the Stinky Dragon"! Subscribe now at https://link.chtbl.com/stinkydragon or wherever you find podcasts!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Boulder Ray, most famous for being the hometown of the legendary heroes
0:05.4	that infinite a brave forceome that answers the plight of countless realms from every
0:09.9	kind of peril.
0:11.1	For novice adventurers travel to Boulder Ray to apply for the coveted infinite internship
0:15.6	in hopes that perhaps they could become legendary heroes themselves.
0:19.6	I want to be the most legendary hero.
0:21.8	What class would that be?
0:23.2	Whatever you do, do not play a bard.
0:24.6	But my name is Barbara.
0:26.0	Bard Burah.
0:27.0	It's the perfect fit, Gus.
0:28.0	Hmm.
0:29.0	Can I give my guy a robot arm?
0:31.1	Why?
0:32.1	Because he's a cyborg.
0:33.7	No, there's no cyborgs and dentures and dragons.
0:36.1	Then he's a kyborg.
0:37.5	Oh my god.
0:38.6	So can I make my guy think that he is a wizard?
0:43.2	Do you just not want to play a wizard?
0:44.6	No, no, no.
0:45.6	In his heart, he's a wizard.
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