Might as well start the pod right now, guys, what's up?

No, no, not you.

No, no, yeah.

The girl behind you, Ron, has big old tits.

So we all love them.

Yeah, I'm sorry about all the wires, Ron. Just be careful walking over that. Yeah, and then you sit right here, buddy. I'm following in that direction. Yeah, now, we'll catch you. You should probably follow him the fattest guy here, which is Leo.

That's fucked up, bro.

Which is Leo.

There we go. Sorry about that. Of course. I mean, what do you think? Boom. I don't fuck my cat, dude. And everybody knows that I don't. Yeah. Danny, Danny plays the Beatles and watches fuck the cat. What's up, big Ron. Ron and Will here on the couch there are our special guests. Sit down, Ron, relax. Here's your mic. Make sure you get close. Make sure you talk close into that bad boy. Okay. Like this. There he is. Big Ron. He comes to our shows. He's 75-year-old man. He's single. 76. Mike the mic, Ron, if you don't mind? Yeah, right into the mic, yeah. 76. Ron, how many of our shows have you attended? Over 50, probably. It's a lot. It's like years. I would say, yeah, because we have four a month. So if you think about it, at least a year then, I guess.

Oh, yeah, at least a year.

And I remember into the mic, Ron, into the mic, Ron.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

So 40.

And Ron is known for, you know, cracking wise sometimes from the audience.

And sometimes making sexual remarks toward the women comics.

One of his favorite remarks is he's like, you need an Australian kiss.

Let me hear it.

How do you say it?

Well, you know, you sound troubled or you need an Australian kiss.

Yeah, down under.

You guys get it?

And then, of course, the girl, I'm sure, was up there. I was like, what is it? What's an Australian kiss? Yeah. And then Ron, I try and do this. Oh, my God. Down under. Yeah, Ron is on the side of his mouth. Oh, it's like he does that in female comedians. It's like a French kiss, but down under it. That's what it is.

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