Hi there, my name is Ben, my favorite animal is a frog, and I'm probably the most unlucky

person you will ever meet in your whole life.

Aside from the dude that invented the Segway who flew off a mountain on his Segway, that

was pretty bad.

I made this podcast because I sometimes feel like there's a little baboon or a monkey in

my brain controlling me and just getting me into the worst situations possible.

And because of these situations, I've almost died multiple times.

Basically imagine we're sitting around a campfire, and I'm reminiscing about the time when

I was on the Eiffel Tower, and it was almost blown up while I was on it.

Or perhaps I'm reminiscing about the times that my bully in middle school pushed me off

an icecliff and almost gave me brain damage.

Or perhaps I'm gleefully retelling the time that I rented a motorcycle in Bali, Indonesia,

and crashed it into a bus 15 minutes later.

And then we're sitting around the campfire and you start to look at me like I'm a danger

to society, and you sneak away into the bushes.

And then I turn around with my smores that I've made for you, and I realize you've left

me and I have no friends left.

Just kidding, this podcast will be jam-packed with tons of fun guests and stories.

I'm gonna be bringing my best friends from online and offline to tell all the stories

of when they almost died themselves.

They will be full of peril and terror and fear and it just kidding.

They'll be fun.

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