Introducing Gossip (Don’t Tell Anyone We Told You)

Gossip

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4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2018

⏱️ 2 minutes

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You did not hear this from me, but Gossip, the first-ever comedic soap opera podcast, launches June 14th. It’s time to find out what’s true, what’s false and if that priest really is a serial killer. Subscribe now so you don’t miss the first episode and get left out of the conversation.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Golden Acres, a slice of suburban heaven where no one mows their own lawn.
0:07.0	Children and parents share their Adderall prescriptions.
0:10.0	And rumors spread faster than HPV.
0:13.8	Oh my God, wait, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this.
0:16.6	You haven't even heard what happened to Joanna.
0:18.6	Oh my God, did you hear?
0:20.2	Wait, what are you talking about?
0:21.4	What are you talking about? I think we're all probably talking about the same thing.
0:25.0	Introducing Gossip, a brand new podcast from Stitcher and New York Times best-selling author, Allison Raskin.
0:33.7	Follow three unlikely best friends as they meet every week
0:37.2	to break down the latest rumors.
0:39.6	About Golden Acres.
0:41.0	I doubt will stay in Golden Acres that long anyway. I can't stand a small town. People
0:46.0	have nothing better to do than make up stories. Their peers? Celeste is a classic alcoholic.
0:52.6	Like, just go to rehab, no one cares.
0:55.9	And whether or not the local priest is a serial killer.
0:59.4	I'm telling you, Father Williams doesn't smile with his eyes.
1:02.6	So pull up a chair at Golden Cup coffee corner.
1:05.4	With rumors so juicy, who cares if they're true?
1:09.0	How long has this been going on?
1:10.9	Prostitution?
1:11.8	Why, it's the oldest profession in the world.
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