Introducing: Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil

SmartLess

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4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Everybody has had them. Everybody can relate to them. And now it's time to laugh at them on BAD DATES, a hilarious new comedy podcast hosted by Jameela Jamil. Each week Jameela's favorite comedians, celebrities and funny friends share their epic and true dating nightmares and misfires. Like the tale of the guy who could only get frisky on top of a pile of stuffed "Garfield" toys, or the enraged beauty queen with food poisoning who chased her date through a kitchen window. There's even a bad date that involved gay Bigfoot.

From the team behind the hit podcast SmartLess, BAD DATES will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, and cringe just enough. Because as we all know - the worst dates make the best stories.

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0:00.0	Hello, Smarties. Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Before I met my husband, Scotty, I'd been on a lot of bad dates.
0:08.6	We've all had them and now it's time to laugh at them. SmartList Media is doing our very first
0:16.4	podcast. Yeah called bad dates with the amazing, incredible Jamila Jamil.
0:21.5	Hi.
0:22.5	Welcome to Jamil.
0:24.8	And are you, we'll tell, tell the listener what, basically what it's about beyond what the title says.
0:30.4	It is relatively self-explanatory. It's just me and some of my favourite comedians and people
0:37.1	coming on to disclose the sorted details of the silliest and weirdest and grossest dates they've
0:43.8	ever had. And the reason I love this subject is because it's very bonding. It never fails to ignite
0:48.8	a conversation wherever you are. It brings boundaries down. But also, it's just a democracy
0:55.1	too, because it just doesn't matter how hot you are, how smart, how rich, how famous, no one
0:59.2	is exempt from a shitty fucking day. But I would, I would guess that you have never had a bad date,
1:05.4	because you seem to know how to communicate in any way possible to make it all work. Like you can
1:14.1	be, you can answer the questions or you can, or you can ask the questions like,
1:17.8	just don't, only in a donut know how to do one. It comes to a standstill when I am, I'm not
1:23.6	going to say aroused, but when I'm interested, all of my skills fly out the window and really,
1:29.1	I have no way of, I have no way of receiving a sort of social cue. So really, you have to be inside
1:35.3	of me for me to understand that you're interested. Oh, oh, oh.
1:37.9	Given the current climate, that's not appropriate. But you're saying if you like the other person,
1:43.1	you start to lock up a little bit. I completely, I lock up and I shut down. Yeah,
1:47.0	it's a problem with Shirley's there and he can't, he just, you don't need to go wide with that.
1:53.6	No, she knows. Don't worry. She's fine. Well, we all have that with Shirley's there.
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