Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

Neely sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Well, I'm doing another episode of Maximum Film.

How you doing?

It's episode 217.

That's 217.

And you know it's almost Halloween.

I'm your host if you Wadi Wei and in the booth with me all my

friends. Let me introduce you to them. First up we have the Christmas Zaddy

himself, the critic with the best opinions on all things.

Aronso Dural Day, that's good.

That's an iffy opinion and not a mind.

Let's just be real clear about that. What's good is that my goddamn book came out and so I just that's going to be my thing this week.

After, you know, because the deal got made like two years ago so you hit that moment where you think is this like an elaborate prank did I dream this but now that I'm like seeing people on Twitter holding them up in Barnes and nobles, it's very exciting. It's a real honest-a-god book.

I'll be home for Christmas movies. I wrote it with the very funny guys from the Deck the Hallmark podcast. They review more than 100

Hallmark Christmas movies but from the perspective of one guy who loves

them one guy who likes them and one guy who despises them so however you feel

about Hallmark Christmas movies

somebody in this book has your back and I think it's a really funny read all the way

through there's some great recipes in the back for you know entertaining and I'm very proud of it and I hope people pick it up.

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