Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando Ferries, there is another way.

Ah, she's brilliant.

Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.

It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

All right.

Roger Jr. and his dog, Roger Senior.

And don't get us started on Mel.

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat.

Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.

P and O'Ferees, there is another way.

As I say these words, my microwave is heating up my latest factory meal. It's the

chili and it is a cool rainy day here in Minnesota and I am looking forward to an

easy lunch because I take the factory meal out of the refrigerator, fresh never frozen,

with wholesome ingredients packed with nutrients that will give me the energy to make it through

the work day, all the way through watching Rust wrestling tonight and hosting the post show

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