Intervention with the Vampire Hunter Re-release!

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Special anniversary re-release of a classic episode!A vampire hunter is confronted about his violence toward the undead and is brought face to face with an enemy who only wants to be friends.Special Guests Luchen and Mitchell played by Alfredo Diaz and Trevor Collins from Red Web! Join our Patreon at ⁠⁠goodmorningfromhell.com⁠⁠ and buy some merch at ⁠⁠store.goodmorningfromhell.com⁠⁠! Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠⁠Chris Demarais⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠Blaine Gibson⁠⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by ⁠⁠Nicholas Newton⁠⁠.Art by ⁠⁠Andrew Douglas⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Calling all little wildlife explorers, Playmobile is now in Happy Meal.
0:05.0	Look, is that a seal? And a sea turtle? They've been around for millions of years, just like me.
0:10.0	Which will your little ones discover? Some fun, some food, it's all inside this Happy Meal.
0:16.0	Until the 14th of October from 11 a.m., Playmobile comprised toys only subject to availability.
0:20.0	Hello, in the spirit of Halloween, and it being Good Morning from Hell's one year
0:24.8	anniversary of being independent. We wanted to re-release some of our favorite spooky episodes. So
0:30.0	hope you enjoy it.
0:35.6	Good morning from hell.
0:41.4	I'm Chris, and I died recently, and my eternal punishment is to do a podcast where I interview everyone in hell with the owner of my soul.
0:50.6	Chris! Chris! Chris!
0:52.6	Oh, thank God you're here, Chris.
0:56.0	Oh, you wouldn't believe what's going on out there. Oh, hi, what's what's going on? Oh my god, Chris. All hell is broken loose. Yeah?
1:02.0	All hell is broken loose. They're all of hell. They're broken out. They're all over the place.
1:06.0	Literally. Yeah, so hell is broken loose. It's insane. There's just been a huge jail break. The infidels are running amok. The demons are trying to clean it up. It's a mass, Chris. So does that mean we're like riding and we're all, we're uprising and I can, should I rise up against you? Yeah, you can, I mean, you could try, but no, no, you're a good boy. You're going to stay perfectly still right here or else he'll kill you.
1:44.4	But no, good thing you're staying here and that you didn't join the rest of them. Because they're scattering up on earth. Some of them getting up into heaven. Oh, man, it would have been the best opportunity for you to escape. But luckily, you're here doing this podcast with me. Oh, gosh. Oh, whoa, whoa. Okay.
1:45.3	All right.
1:46.2	That's good.
2:02.2	You hear that? Yeah, what is that? Oh, those are hell's bells. Oh. Yeah. That means that the problem is, uh, they've, if they've figured it out. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they've contained the situation. Oh, good. Let's just hope that, uh, let's hope it doesn't get cold and that hell freezes over.
2:03.1	Yeah, that'd be bad.
2:03.7	Yeah.
2:04.3	Yeah.
2:02.1	All right. Oh, good. Let's just hope that, let's hope it doesn't get cold and that hell freezes over.
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