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Intern Mikey Is About To Start Living With A Roommate From Hell!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Intern Mikey has a new roommate and it already seems like they might not be a great fit…why? Because he’s already laying down the law with some crazy strict rules. What should he do about it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I we have all been there if you have roommates before where everything starts out great

0:05.3

It's like any new relationship, right? You're looking at the possibilities the chemistry is right and then at some point

0:13.3

If it's the wrong roommate you just realize oh god, I'm stuck with this person our intern Mikey is in the beginning of this process right now

0:20.7

What happened little buddy

0:24.2

Well it happened pretty quick haven't met the fellow face-to-face yet

0:29.4

So I've had three roommates. We're getting a new one

0:33.0

Is this a tight friend group that you have yeah me and my other two roommates pretty close

0:37.6

We know how to live together like we're okay. We're okay with each other's like quirks and annoying things that we do

0:44.6

I guess that that means I'm not that okay with it, but I can live with it

0:49.9

What's your annoying habit that they probably don't like?

0:53.3

Being in my not hang out them constantly. Mm-hmm. They they live in the living room like and just they have a what's that thing called

1:02.0

Whatever like sub speakers just the loudest space you ever heard he's watching like a sitcom with full bass on

1:09.5

Like my TV is shaking in my room always you the only one with a girlfriend

1:13.8

No, another one has a girlfriend. She goes to different school. Gotcha

1:17.6

So we're getting this new roommate. He made a group text and added us all to it. We're all talking. It's cool

1:22.8

How'd you find this guy to begin with? It's random

1:25.4

So the apartment assigns you a roommate and it's supposed to be like it's supposed to fit with the rest of your roommates

1:32.8

My other two roommates are just so country by the way

1:36.1

This is like news to me that I have a country accent. I did not know you got to share my roommates

1:41.4

Are you serious? Yeah, I had no idea. I believe it

1:44.9

I have a best friend from South Georgia when she first talked to me

1:47.5

I thought her accent was fake. I thought it was a total joke

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