This is Julie Bauer from PaleomG and you are listening to PaleomG uncensored. Hello, hello. I picked a wrong position. Well, okay, gee, I hope you're Jackson snore.

Welcome to another episode of PaleumG uncensored. I am your host Julie Bauer Roth

coming to you from my couch. You know I was recording in our closet for a long time

there but I really like to be close to Jackson because I have fucking PTSD since he almost died in us twice, really more than twice at this point.

So... really more than twice at this point.

So I know he'll be fine downstairs, but you know if I record for an hour in the closet I could take him up there, but then he'll be moving around.

So this is what I do.

I plan my life around my dog.

And I come down to the living room where I know he'll be comfortable.

The back door is right there so he can go outside if he needs to without much ruckus.

If you don't love your dog as much as I love Jackson,

what are you doing with your life? Huh?

I know they say that, you know, I've heard, I've heard, I don't know who they is, but I've heard I don't know who they is but I've heard that you know you'll get one of

those dogs that just melt your heart completely and just more than any other dog and they're just connected to you on a deeper level than other dogs you may have in the future or previous dogs.

And I don't know if I just got crazy lucky with Jackson, but

we are fucking connected. Legit, I tell him every day, you're my best friend. And it's so sad that's the truth. That is how self-absorbed I am that I need

a person-placer thing that does not speak for me to call them my best friend.

Hey, I need no feedback.

I'm just going to tell you something,

but don't give me anything back

and you have to follow me around all day.

You're my best friend.

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