While the MAGA government is committing war crimes abroad, bombing little girls in schools in Iran,

they are having the biggest freak show Christian ceremony in the White House.

It is off the chain bananas. And you guys are probably familiar

with Trump's spiritual advisor, the woman who speaks in tongues quite frequently. And she's also

a grifter. Paula White, here she is in the White House yesterday. Play the clip.

And Mr. President, no one has paid the price like you

have paid the price. It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely

accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us, but it didn't end there for him,

and it didn't end there for you. God always had a plan. On the third day, he rose, he defeated evil,

he conquered death hell in the grave. And because he rose, we all know that we can rise.

Okay.

All right, I've heard enough.

Spoiler alert, listening.

Donald Trump will not rise.

He will not be risen.

It's not going to happen.

I hate to break it to you, but that is not going to happen when this man dies

which he already looks half dead right it's over he's fucking dead he can build all the memorials to

himself he can build bunkers he can liberati the entire united states of america but when he is dead

it will be limp dick, it will be limp, dick, dead. It will be over.

Pumps. The comparisons are just, here's the thing. You know, I grew up super evangelical rah-rah.

One of the commandments, if I memory serves, is thou shalt not put other idols before me.

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