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It's the, Eddie Hype, final football Friday of the 2025 season. That means one more time.

We're going to do cool games coming up at 520 or 525, getting his pipes ready,

even though he looks like an Eskimo once again, because it's about 14 degrees in here.

The Alda, what's up, Al? Oh, hi, Jerry. In fact, a alert listener, Connor, reached out to me on Twitter, direct message

and said, hey, so I'm thinking today is the last cool games for Eddie Scazeri.

It is. That is correct. We're running into a lot of finals now for Eddie.

It'll be the final performance in America.

Yeah, it's the final cool games for Eddie. That's right.

Jerry, I had many other alert listeners send me an article, but unfortunately, it's behind a paywall. Oh. So I can only give you the headline of the article. I got a headline. It's from the athletic. Okay. Slash New York Times. We're starting with the Olympic penis story. Yeah.

Just as this is all I have for you, though. It says reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther.

The World Anti-Doping agency has vowed to investigate.

Show me your penis.

No.

What is injecting your penis with something make you fly faster?

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