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For me, you know, I just want to take it easy. You son of a bitch.

This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff. Can I have any carbonate concern citizens?

Let's talk about poop. We got a poop story sent to us by Perry Gardner.

Thanks, Perry Gardner. This was sent to we have concerns show at gmail.com.

Hey, I bet anybody could send a story there.

That's how the internet works. Huh, but that's not the only place Anthony.

No, no, there are other places to send stories including a subreddit called we have concerns.reddit.com

and a Facebook group called we have concerns.facebook.group.com.

You've still haven't been to the Facebook group.

Wow. I've been. I've been. Facebook.com slash groups.

Slash we have concerns. Wow. That's how faces work. That's how face work.

What's the story? Okay, poop. Let's get to it. Yeah. By the way, I called shenanigans on this

right away. I was like, this sounds insane, but it's this is in popular science. Or as they

call it, poopy science. This is a study that says that all mammals poop in 12 seconds.

That is a constant. I'm a mammal. I know you are. I don't think it takes 12 seconds.

Sometimes it takes longer. If you are healthy. Oh, god. 12 seconds. No, it's not. This is not now.

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