“Infinite Crab Mallets”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by reading some emails and clearing up the mystery of the TK golf ball found in Cooperstown. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about hockey, the NFL Draft, and the NBA playoffs, Jason La Canfora phones in to give his thoughts on the draft, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Mike Steinel “Travelin’ Light” ; Rock on Troglodyte “Ode to Merfolk” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Previously on the Tony Cornizer Show.
0:06.0	There's nothing like standing around at the UPS as people are no hats.
0:10.0	I thought we'd get away some of those hats.
0:12.0	No, I'd already sent this in the mail.
0:14.0	These are individually packaged bags of liquid ivy.
0:18.0	Oh, it doesn't look suspicious at all.
0:20.0	And various underpants.
0:22.0	So yeah.
0:24.0	The Tony Cornizer Show is on now.
0:30.0	So I had time off.
0:32.0	Thanks, Nigel.
0:34.0	I had time off.
0:36.0	I was going to go play golf in the beach.
0:40.0	I played on Thursday.
0:41.0	I played 11 holes on Friday before torrential rain.
0:44.0	And that was it.
0:45.0	I came home Saturday because I didn't want to come home in the rain on Sunday.
0:49.0	And that was it.
0:51.0	I was done.
0:52.0	I told you on Friday, you pulled a caddy shack.
0:54.0	You're on the 17th picking a ball out of a bunker.
0:56.0	Right.
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