Better strap yourself in.

It's time for the Howie Car Show.

My generation, Generation X, the people who grew up on WWE and Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump did this.

They did this.

They are the ones who looked in the face of somebody who said, I want to be a dictator on day one. We did this. You did this. They are the ones who looked in the face of somebody who said,

I want to be a dictator on day one. We did this. You shall feel the wrath of the

Pythons. You shall feel the wrath of Hulkomania. This is where the power lies.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

You have voted against my right to live. You are a sad, strange little man.

How are you doing?

I'm guessing you're not doing great.

Yeah, me neither.

I can't pretend to know what you're going to right now, but if you need anything,

you know who to look to.

Someone else.

It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of

hardworking immigrants who make this country go, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make

this country go, for our allies in Ukraine.

You can act like a man.

What's the mind with you?

Is this how you turn out of Hollywood Pinocchio that cries like a woman?

Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bats, beware.

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