Okay.

One, two, three.

I saw American Maid and Tom Cruise, uh, he, he was too handsome for the guy that he played.

Barry Seal, kind of a shitty guy.

Um, and they didn't really make it seem too clear if he was shitty or not.

Like, he kind of liked him as a character.

And, you know, I think that, you know, you're going to glamorize a guy like Barry Seal.

That's pretty shitty.

I wouldn't do that.

Plus, he was a slob and Tom Cruise is way too handsome to play him.

Everything about that movie was just mad for me.

A great.

Brach!

Hit it, boys!

It's Monday, and this poor guy is stuck in Dubai. Yeah, it's an English guy, isn't it? It's an English guy, but then it says he's a Scottish guy, and I'm starting to wonder that if you're from that side of the pond, are they just like, eh? Yeah, they just, like, would it be inbreeding? Are they kind of just like, they just have everything in them?

But they're mutts, they're all mutts. Yeah, yeah, okay. I thought you meant, is it inbreeding to call somebody who's one thing, another thing? I was like, that isn't what inbreeding is. No, I know. It's a much more troubling thing. It's much more problematic. Yes. So, and man, you, you alerted this to me.

A Scottish man, or alerted this to me.

A Scottish man, or alerted me to this, I should say, a Scottish man facing a three-year jail sentence in Dubai after putting his hand on a man in a bar so he did not, quote,

bump and spill drinks has appeared in court.

So the story is he thought he was going to spill a drink on a guy in a bar.

So touched his hip.

He did the old stop short.

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