In this House We Say Grace with Horse Cock | Vikings (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 997 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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The Chemsex Furries head east down the Volga, before Harold Hard-Drive’s end signals the final curtain on the Viking Age The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History.
0:14.6	I'm with Horatio Gould.
0:16.0	We are, this is, we are talking about Vikings.
0:19.7	This is part two of our series on, uh, the Viking age. Northern Alpha Chads. The Northern Alphas. Yeah. Fucking hot, sexy Norsemen. Yeah. And we left off in our last episode talking about a burial. Yeah. Witnesses. Well, this is a mythology in a history that we can relate to because we're, you know, northern Europeans. White. What? Yeah. You know, this makes. Yeah. Witness. This is a mythology in a history that we can relate to because we're, you know, northern
0:38.7	Europeans.
0:39.8	What?
0:40.1	What?
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.1	This makes more sense to us.
0:42.6	This isn't a mythology though. This is real. Yeah, this is real. But this kind of world, I think. Oh, I see. The burial. Yeah. I do think funeral is very boring. Yeah. And I sort of, I mean, I'm not saying they should be like what I'm about to say.
0:52.7	But something that's not just a photo of the fucking of your aunt on a box. And then for this story, the sort of gym in the office, the Tim in the office, Martin Freeman, looking at the camera going what the bloody else is this. Is that what you're doing? Oh, this is the Muslim. Oh, the Muslim guy. This is I've been wiping my ass.
1:11.4	I've been wiping my ass.
1:13.8	I've been fat lad.
1:15.8	Ibn Fat lad.
1:16.6	Yeah, bad lad.
1:18.7	He's been looking at the camera.
1:20.1	The whole time this barrel's happening, he's like...
1:22.7	Yeah.
1:24.4	Right.
1:25.2	Yeah, he's literally going on this.
1:27.4	Right. Yeah. He's a reddeter and brett viking brent is there
1:33.1	like and he's like yeah okay um so i bin aben wapen ma's air enabasidate, meet the Uruz Vikings on the Volga River in what's now Russia. What he witnesses is terrifying. Go on. A chieftain has died. Tragedy. Tragedy. Tragedy. And so what the Vikings are doing is they're going to do a whole sort of burial festival. It's a funeral. It's a funeral. It's a big funeral. What they do is they get one of their ships and they like prop it up on the bank or side or whatever. It's kind of like half buried in sand, I think. And he's in there and he's lying down. He's dead. He's fucked. he's fucking dead right and then they scatter
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