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🗓️ 13 September 2023
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And we have that with an all-new episode of Keep It. I'm Ira Madison III. |
| 0:15.2 | Are you sure you're not Ainsley Harriet? Who is that accent? |
| 0:18.2 | First black British man I could think of. |
| 0:22.9 | I am Lewis Vertel. I just want to say this regards a bunch of my close friends and a bunch of |
| 0:32.5 | acquaintances who came up to me this week and they said, oh, I saw the article in Rolling Stone |
| 0:37.2 | and I just want to ask how your workplace is doing, how you are. |
| 0:42.0 | And I want to say to them, thank you for your concern. And also, I work for Jimmy Kimmel. |
| 0:46.3 | I do not work for Jimmy Fallon. I live in Los Angeles. It is not 2008. You cannot be getting |
| 0:53.6 | these two people mixed up. Yes. A lot of interesting stuff going on in the talk show universe this week. |
| 1:00.1 | And as a striking talk show employee, it's been, it's given me at least something to think about. |
| 1:06.6 | You know, I thought that you worked at Jimmy John. |
| 1:10.9 | Number four, Turkey Tom. Honey, I went to a state school. That is what we ate. |
| 1:14.9 | Well, ever Lewis has to get to work. I'm like, okay, like the sandwiches aren't that hard. |
| 1:20.5 | That bread. The bread at Jimmy John's is some, that's like a mystical material. It's like |
| 1:25.2 | both bread and it's also nerf. Yeah, it is, it tastes so fucking good. I feel like the, |
| 1:31.5 | the Jimmy John bread is the whole allure of it. I'm a big purveyor of sandwich shops as you know, |
| 1:38.8 | I'm a subway fan and also for people from the Milwaukee area. I don't think they have this in |
| 1:45.0 | Illinois. Cousins. I've heard of it. We don't have that. No. Pot belly is a big thing in Chicago. |
| 1:51.4 | Yeah. Yeah. Pot belly is what cousins was cousins was that girl. Also, I think I want to call |
| 1:58.0 | more people cousin and in a derogatory way. What did you just say cousin? You know what? My friend |
| 2:05.4 | Andy got me hooked on. And of course, he's stolen this from Twitter, but it's so funny. |
| 2:09.4 | Calling people beloved. What did you say, beloved? That's such a very black thing. I know. |
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