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And then I cannot control my anger. So don't tell me to try to control my anger because that makes it worse.

Yeah, I'll let you know the sound effects of the person added that but that's truly the life that we're in. You know, gay people are very sound individuals. They are definitely not living in hedonism and they are balanced mentally and in fact not only should we have more gay people but you should be gay.

We're finding out that in 2060 not only were your kids be gay, not only were you be gay, but your dogs are going to be gay too. It's a gay party here on nightly offensive. My name is Elijah Schaeffer. It is approximately 1010 PM Eastern time in the United States. My guests tonight are Australian talk and Pastor Jonathan Shelley from the Baptist bias. Let's get down.

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like I said, welcome back to nightly offensive. I am your top 17 host and we've got a great show for you. It's been a good week for me. I've been very happy to be around.

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We're going to get into some crazy topics today. Don't forget that this show is brought to you directly by locals Elijah Schaeffer.locals.com. Join the community of retarded people. If you want a chat that's not censored, that's not banned. That's the place to go. My guest today is Pastor Jonathan Shelley of the Baptist bias. He gets a little confetti of color.

It's a gay day. Pastor, welcome to the show, man. How have you been?

Doing really good. Thanks so much for having me on the show. Of course, I love being gay because of course gay means happy and I'm really happy to be on the show.

I know it really does mean happy. Speaking of gay guests, very gay guest. My guest today, Australia talk. Welcome back, Ben. We're happy to have you back on the show.

Thank you very much. I just found out I was super gay. That's okay. I guess I'm not super straight. For now, I just wanted to give a special shout out to Larry Silverstein and to his good mate Chuck Schumer. Hello, guys.

Yeah, the Silversteens. They're doing a lot of business. So first of all, just to introduce my guest here, this is Pastor Jonathan Shelley. He runs the podcast, the Baptist bias. You can find the links in the description.

If you want to just tell the audience, the SOB, slightly offensive backers a little bit about yourself, the show that you run, why you do it and why you're on today?

Yeah, thanks again for having me on Pastor Jonathan Shelley. I pastor two churches in Texas. One is called steadfast Baptist church in the Dallas, fourth area. And then another church in Houston.

Purewards Baptist church. We also have a satellite church in Oklahoma City. It's a church plant for steadfast as well. And then we have a podcast, the Baptist bias.

And it's a goal to really just kind of reach people outside of the pulpit and to kind of talk about cultural events and news clips and just kind of be funny where I don't have to necessarily preach another sermon, but we can still have our bias with us.

And I perceive that everyone has bias. It's just we're at least admitting that we have the Baptist bias. So I'm really excited to be on the show and to talk about being really gay.

Yeah, and we do have a great show to talk about today. Our top story is actually that everybody is gay. Before we jump into that, I want to give a huge shout out to my sponsor for today, which is for Patriots.

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