In 1881, Allegedly

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The Pearlmans return from their beach vacation! Mr. P has a sunburn and stories from the Pennsylvania Governor's residence, and Mrs. P did research that has more twists than... it's hard to explain, just know that it gets really nuts after the 60 minute mark.

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0:41.8	After a long time at sea, the Perlman's have returned.
0:46.1	We're only a little sunburnt.
0:47.9	A little.
0:49.0	A little sunburnt and a little tired.
0:51.6	4,000 gallons of SBF 70 were used.
0:54.5	So many levels of SPF.
0:57.4	Sick creams, light sprays, facial ones.
1:00.9	We've been sitting under umbrellas.
1:02.3	We bought a beard sunscreen for your beard.
1:04.3	I know.
1:04.9	And that was literally got all of them.
1:06.0	That was the only one that didn't hurt me.
1:08.3	I got sunscreen in my eyes.
1:10.3	I screamed like a little baby.
1:12.4	And then we made t-shirts.
1:14.9	We'll explain more on this episode of Pearlmania 500. There's a place where you can't stay
1:31.8	When the world gets to insane
1:34.9	Yeah
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