IHGB #334 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episodes 4-5: Sausage Flying At My Face

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Hello, everyone! Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I’ve finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to: Women who can paint somewhat concentric circles Women who paint their bodies and roll around on a canvas Women who get zits from the stress of a two-on-one date Women who aren’t afraid of sausages flying at their face Poor Autumn. Here’s hoping the ABC Intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before her alone time with Joey! EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read the recap! Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.” Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, some guy in Austin and I try and figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to, for example, women who can somewhat paint concentric circles, or women who paint
0:24.5	their bodies and then roll around on a canvas and call it art, or women who get zits from the
0:30.5	stress of a two-on-one date, or finally women who aren't afraid of sausage flying at their face.
0:37.8	Poor Autumn.
0:38.6	Here's hoping the ABC intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before her alone time with Joey.
0:45.8	Hey, everyone.
0:46.8	I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
0:50.3	During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.
0:57.5	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:06.4	But thanks for offering.
1:07.7	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:13.6	Action. Action.
1:14.6	Thanks.
1:15.6	It's episode 334 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast. I'm your host Lindsay.
1:21.6	I'm here with some guy in Austin and we are going to perspectiveize what happened on the episode last night.
1:29.7	Perspectivize. That sounds like a word you would hear on a one-on-one date or something.
1:35.4	That's what Leah said last night. Leah. It's Princess Leia. There's there are two that I've
1:41.1	noticed this season, and I'm looking through my texts from you because I do text you to remind me.
1:46.1	But one was comfortability.
1:49.6	Comfortability, for sure.
1:51.8	There needs to be a certain level of comfortability.
1:54.1	I'm using it in a sentence, yeah.
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