Hey y'all, thanks so much for tuning in. I'm really excited about this episode. I was able to catch up with my friend, some guy in Austin, while he was traveling, and we talked about episode seven of the Bachelorette, and we cracked each other up on things like what we think of when we hear the term Copenhagen and about these two Viking trainers that we love named Tom and Morton,

how we want to be best friends with them, and also wonder what's the deal with everybody's

fascination of old man sweaters on this show. I hope you like it.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

We had a fun big time double episode this week, Monday, Tuesday.

How did you feel about that?

It was just the same stuff rehashed.

I mean, I think that, you know, it's really editing magic. I think that they could have made that one episode.

You mean whenever we were led to believe that Lee clocked Kenny in the eyebrow causing it to bleed, but it was really a wooden shield in a Viking Olympics?

Well, yeah, I mean, I would have been more inclined to watch had I known that the Wiking Olympics would have taken place as opposed to 110 pound 5-7 Lee taking out giant pro wrestler Kenny.

I love the Wikings.

Okay, we're getting ahead of ourselves, though.

Let me start back.

Kenny and Lee, Kenny was descending the hill ourselves, though. Let me start back. Kenny and Lee.

Kenny was descending the hill, cackling like a witch, calling Lee a snake, because

Lee had basically said that Kenny pulled him out of a van or jerked him out of a van or

something and called him a bunch of names.

And Kenny says that is a lie so he decided to

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