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It's a good one this week. We were in the midst of The Thing.

The Dear Leader was considering opening pubs, but in a strange way, I was trying to identify a bird, and there was quite a lot of bleeping.

Everything is going extremely well.

You bet your life it is. David in Hampstead says, I've just invented a solution for reopening the pubs. Masks with

built-in straws that have a little clip to

open and close them.

That just seems like a ridiculous idea.

You're going to open the pubs? No, not your idea, David.

That's completely sensible in every

regard.

Masks with straws, you say.

They're going to open pubs, but not allow them to serve alcohol.

I mean, what kind of an idiot would come up with an idea like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do we...

Boris.

It wasn't Gavin, was it?

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