Welcome to the Igen UK podcast. You've joined us for a very special look back at the year that no longer exists, 2017.

And we're going to run through our alternative awards. It's very cookey.

I'm not so Rory Powers wearing a very fetching

fairy light necklace. Yeah. Jingle it.

stunning. That's so nice.

It's quite satisfying, isn't it?

You gonna wear that all day?

I think so.

I love you too.

Like a couple people jokes because this was my secret sander present and they're like, oh, you got

short end of the straw.

Someone just bought you some Christmas

tat, but if you know me, you truly know that I love lights and things that light up.

So a little life hack for anyone who meets Rory give him anything with an anime person on it and he'll thank you

Yeah, it's nice. It's how I get rid of all the shit on my desk

The batteries on those on my desk

A light-up body pillow for Christmas. It's my dream. And we're also joined by Simon

Cardi. Hello, I haven't got any sparkly necklaces on. You haven't, but you do have a

hardcore themed Christmas jump. I do. Every time. Every time I die people might be a

fan of. Most people probably haven't heard of them but if you like your New York

state hardcore then you're in for a treat. Oh, that's how demographic.

And what was your secret center present?

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