If You Walked Into A Room Of 10000 People How Many Of Them Would Be Attracted To You?

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🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Single ladies...if a straight man walked into the room with you and 999 of your single friends...how many of them do you think would be attracted to that single man?

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:24.3	Should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:33.3	The Virtue.
0:37.7	This was a sobering answer for me to try to take a look at earlier this morning.
0:50.9	So the question is this, you walk into a room with a thousand people that are your age and living a straight lifestyle.
0:56.7	If you walk into that room of the thousand, how many do you think would be attracted to you? Now, this was focused on men, so let me give you those stats. And then I'm interested
1:02.6	to go around the room and see how it applies to you guys. Okay? Got it so far? Mm-hmm. You walk
1:08.0	into a room with a thousand single women around your age,
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