If you own Nevermind by Nirvana, that's enough for the FBI to raid your house, if you're a Republican that is
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties.
Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography?
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Music: Nirvana - School
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll |
| 0:22.2 | show exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts. Follow their environmental |
| 0:31.4 | stuff. Stay tuned. |
| 0:39.5 | I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 0:40.9 | I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:42.3 | And we are a minion death cult. |
| 0:44.0 | The world is ending. |
| 0:47.9 | Grunge playing pedophiles are responsible. |
| 0:50.0 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:51.6 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:53.7 | Sorry for the delay in this episode. It was a busy Sunday. Had had a |
| 0:58.5 | my first show to attend post shutdown, went off swimmingly, very good performance. It was a great |
| 1:10.5 | welcome back to sing live music. Welcome to the party. |
| 1:15.3 | Yeah. How was your weekend, Tony? My weekend was sick. I also went to a show on Saturday. It was |
| 1:21.2 | super fun. It was great up until about an hour ago when I was at Trader Joe's and I saw a young man stealing two |
| 1:31.1 | watermelons and then the Trader Joe staff freak out, chase him down and I'm like, stop, |
| 1:38.1 | I will pay for the watermelon, like fuck off, leave him alone, it's a watermelon. |
| 1:42.8 | This results in the guy getting pushed to the ground, him coming back and breaking several |
| 1:47.8 | watermelons, which I applaud, and then also breaking lots of potted plants, which I applaud. |
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