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Podcast: The Ride

If You Had Wings with Jeff Garlin

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jason, Mike and Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Goldbergs, Wall-E) sprout wings and soar during this discussion of Disney World favorite "If You Had Wings." Plus, Mike and Jeff's Disneyland trip to Walt Disney's Main Street Apartment! Listen to Podcast: The Ride Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/ FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Warning.

0:01.0

Today's episode does not feature me, Scott Gerner.

0:04.4

Much like an experimental eight-passenger Delorion, the podcast has been hijacked by a Devil May Care

0:09.7

stowaway named Jeff Garland.

0:12.6

As I am trapped like a rat in my own office,

0:15.2

I cannot guarantee the podcast will stay strictly

0:18.2

on the very important topic,

0:20.3

defunct Eastern Airlines branded ride,

0:23.0

If You Had Wings.

0:24.6

Mike, Jason, Jeff Garland,

0:26.8

The Fate of the Podcast is in your hands.

0:29.5

This is If You Had Wings on Podcast The Ride, The Ride, the theme park podcast hosted by three childless men in their 30s,

0:57.0

one of which was recently reprimanded by a Disneyland cast member for running in the park.

1:01.5

I'm of course talking about myself. My name is Mike

1:03.8

Carlson. I'm 34 years old. Joining me as always Jason Sheridan.

1:07.2

Hello. When did that happen? That happened two weeks ago and it was at the end of the

1:11.0

park and I was trying to make it to Big Thunder Mountain.

1:13.6

It was 1157 right before the park closes and if you get in line before 12 they let you ride.

1:19.1

So my girlfriend and I sprinted from Indiana Jones and they were like sir don't run in the park.

1:23.7

You're an adult man. So did you stop or did you keep running? I slowed down a bit but I didn't

1:29.6

did you make it? Oh yeah we made it. All right then you're good. Yeah, 59.

1:33.0

This voice joining us a very special guest today.

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