If You Don't Know, Now You Know - First Ladies of the U.S.| Michael Kiwanuka
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:04.2 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:06.7 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:10.3 | Today is March 4th, which means it's the first week of Women's History Month. |
| 0:15.3 | And to celebrate, we've built a special program that will highlight a random woman from history |
| 0:20.4 | so that we can celebrate her achievement. |
| 0:23.1 | Let's see who we got today. |
| 0:25.4 | Oh, Danica Johnson! |
| 0:31.3 | The first woman to order for a man at a restaurant. |
| 0:35.3 | Oh, hi, thank you. |
| 0:36.7 | We'll have two feta-chinis, please. |
| 0:39.0 | But Danica, I don't like feta-chini. |
| 0:41.9 | He loves feta-chinis. |
| 0:43.8 | Anyway, on tonight's show, we look at Joe Biden's 50 latest scandals. |
| 0:50.6 | That first lady's rarely do, and the pettiest thing a Republican Senator has done today. |
| 0:57.2 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:58.4 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 1:03.1 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:07.7 | This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:11.4 | Here's a dish. |
| 1:14.2 | Let's kick things off with the coronavirus vaccine. |
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